Showing posts with label stock market humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stock market humor. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2018
Friday, August 10, 2018
Saturday, October 7, 2017
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
9 Witty Quotes on Money
"If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone" - Bill Maher
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." - Robin Williams
"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears." - Robert W. Sarnoff
Friday, February 8, 2013
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Monday, April 23, 2012
A letter from a Tax Payer to the Income tax department: Humor
Date: 18th Feb 2012
To,
The Internal Revenue Service (IRS),
Department of Treasury
Washington, DC
Enclosed is my 2012 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats.
Please find enclosed in this package 4 toilet seats (value $2,400) and 6 hammers (value $1,029). This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.
To,
The Internal Revenue Service (IRS),
Department of Treasury
Washington, DC
Sub: Payment of Tax Dues
Dear Sir / Madam,Enclosed is my 2012 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today archives. In the article, you will note that the Pentagon paid $171.50 each for hammers and NASA paid $600.00 each for toilet seats.
Please find enclosed in this package 4 toilet seats (value $2,400) and 6 hammers (value $1,029). This is in payment for my total tax due of $3,429.
Friday, March 2, 2012
Is US Economy Recovering?
Most economists and equity analysts on Wall Street feel that the recovery flight is taking off. But here is the truth.....
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Retirement Scheme called R-A-P-E: Truly Hilarious
Because of economic slowdown, the management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as R-A-P-E (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be R-A-P-ED can apply to management to be eligible for the S-H-A-F-T scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been R-A-P-ED and S-H-A-F-T-ED will be reviewed under the S-C-R-E-W program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be R-A-P-ED once, S-H-A-F-T-ED twice and S-C-R-E-W-ED as many times as management deems appropriate.
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Friday, June 17, 2011
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
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